venerdì 15 ottobre 2010

WELCOME TO ITALY!!! (PART 6)

Here we are.
If u wanna read the previous parts click PART 1 - PART 2 - PART 3 - PART 4 - PART 5
Welcome to the sixth part of.....



WELCOME TO ITALY
BIENVENUE EN ITALIE
WILLKOMMEN IN ITALIEN


We talked about the church and we saw that italians are respectful about church and its comandments.
Now let's talk about italians and their relation with sex.

ITALIANS AND SEX

As we have said italians are very private and discrete.
We don't allow the use of sex to increse advertising.

Here some chaste example.

"Mount me at no cost .....ehi ... we talk bout PV"

"cellar THE WHORE"

"NOTE: has arrived the pussy!! don't know what it's? Ask the barmaids!!! A tip TASTE IT!!!"

"PIZZERIA The Pussy"
"Pizza , Love and ... Fantasy!"
"You must try it ... it will be impossible to forget!!"

 Ok that's all about sex.
Now let's talk about animals!

ITALIANS AND PIGEONS

We got a lot of birds bout especially a type.
Pigeons abound in our country.
They are tender , timid and respectful that's why we love them!

Here some pics.







Now let's see something about italians and foreign languages

ITALIANS AND FOREIGN LANGUAGES

Since the elementary we are instucted in the proper use and knowledge of foreign languages.

Let's give a look


The famous "Block Shaft"



Last thing i'll talk bout is our press.

ITALIAN PRESS

Berlusconi with his publishers , television channels , digital television , news , newspapers got only the 60% of the italian press so there's not much to show but as u can imagine Italy got really a lot of press freedom!

Here few examples!

"We love Silvio"
a book about his life

"The life od Silvio"
free with the newspaper

Our newspaper provide informations right in every detail!
"Die alone in her home.Found after 1 month"
"Found dead in her home after 2 weeks"
"Die at home.Found after 40 days"

HERE 3 SPOTS DONE WITH BERLUSCONI VOICE ABOUT "MAGIC ITALY"
(The images bout structures are couse that structures are done by mafia) 


Here finish "Welcome to Italy".
I hope u liked it.
That was a joke post reality-based.
There is much more in Italy and it's much more better than i showed you.
Hope to see you early in italy so.

"Welcome to Italy" soundtrack

40 commenti:

  1. "Die alone in her home.Found after 1 month"
    "Found dead in her home after 2 weeks"
    "Die at home.Found after 40 days"

    best news papers ever! lol

    also, moar info on sex in italy on part 7 plox!

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  2. OMG i cant read all information :)) to much information:))
    but is ok:))

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  3. awesome post bro congratz
    i love italy now aha

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  4. @razor
    dude, replied on your post about serial killers.
    i know that the reply is somewhat of a coward but hell, i really can't imagine myself doing that.

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  5. you sick freak ill never go to italy

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  6. i totally like the presentation.

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  7. seems like you dont like italians^^

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  8. That is the most pigeon shit ever...

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  9. hehe berlusconi is a funny guy.. have you ever wondered what he has for breckfast? this --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVf1tfG2oO0

    also italian people are getting better in english now.. Just older people and sportsmans are having some problems with it :)

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  10. damn, what is going on in italy?

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  11. never been to italy...but i loved to come..and it even close to me so it shouldn't be a problem

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  12. lol italy looks like such an interesting place

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  13. Taahaha... that was really funny. Especially the bit about tipping the barmaid for a little juice. lol omg...

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  14. @max

    i'm sry man but the man on the vid is not berlusconi :D

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  15. haha u are on a roll with these

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  16. wondering if I really want to go over to Italy or not anymore? :P

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  17. I went to Italy once. People said they'd be rude to Americans but everyone was really nice. The only people who were rude to us were some other Americans. Awesome.

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  18. lol pigeons are rats with wings...

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  19. italy seems like a cool place to go. haha

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  20. That's a shitload of pigeon shit.

    This reminds me, the very first night I was in hotel I turned on the tv and left it there while I took a shower. When I got done I laid down on my bed and started watching what was on. It was two women pissing on each other.

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  21. I've always wanted to visit Italy

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  22. i had no idea they were so perverted O.o

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  23. And I thought Italy was all civilised :P

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